i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
it can't be normal that my body odor smells like fries
Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
her underwear stopped being sexy when i saw her pubes sticking out of the top.
decided to have an easter egg hunt this year. the golden egg has weed in it and all the others have shots of vodka. who said we were too old for easter?!?
I'm stoned and have been watching so many cartoons that I changed the channel and real people were on, and it scared me
1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
you're like that jamaican tarat card reading chick... only with herpes
He legit asked if he could come over for a hug. I feel like I've been booty called by a 12 year old.
Mission get my tooth back and find a new dick to ride starts after i sleep for the first time in 2 days.
just threw up what i'm pretty sure look like contents of a lava lamp
Going through Bojangles drive thru chanting "KFC" hammered at 8:00 was the highlight.
I think I might get 604 tattooed on my ass tonight...
It's 4/20 and I spent the morning in the gym and am working later tonight. I don't even have any weed. Why am I adult-ing again?
My fucking earlobe is bruised what the hell
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