they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
i need a shirt that says "I fuck trainwrecks"
I think the world is coming to an end. Earthquakes, huricanes, floods, and now you say you LOVE him. Im building a shelter and going into hiding.
You just sat there and yelled "I JUST WANT TO RUB MY NIPPLES"
That was nice of you. Thank you for respecting the fact that I got cockblocked by a sophomore last night.
I don't understand why your family and sex lives should EVER overlap.
She's riding a bike down the street and drinking brown liquor. A pt cruiser is honking at her and she's like I HEAR YOU!!
Mom just referred to a 9 year old as "this bitch", so I'd say day drinking was a success.
He is what would appear if the douche troop all had rings and we summoned someone like the Captain Planet kids.
My liver is fucking rocky. Get knocked down 7 times and gets up 8. World champ
So I ate half a jar of mayo because I thought it would cure a hangover. I thought wrong.
Seriously, he's as bad as Joffrey. I hope this ends like Game Of Thrones did.
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
He did a backflip because drugs
Like sometimes I’ll be hangry but for dick
Randomize
