this coming from the guy that still thinks "pulling out" is a good form of birth control? just walk away
that's an acceptable place to lick
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
He was sitting cross legged outside his tent repeatedly hitting the ground with a hammer and shouting 'this.is.a.good.idea.'
My leg won't stop wagging. It's like it's congratulating my vagina.
I tried to explain to the cop how we all have skeletons in our closets but he just wouldn't listen.
My number one goal in life is to find out who can fill a keg with Popov
Hey do you think you can sew an adult onsie with easy access if you know what I mean!!?? It must have bunny feet.
Last two new years I ended in jail by 12. Can we wait until its actually 12:02 this time to do something stupid. I'd like to spend the first minute of 2012 free.. At least.
Did not foresee holding down food at work today to be a struggle today
i am rolling on molly so fucking hard i want to do 300 cartwheels
Saw my drug dealer at Easter mass with his family so that was weird
i warned you not to do dabs 20 minutes before graduation. You never listen
I dont remember you getting a condom thrown at you. I think I had a concusion
I'M GOING TO DIE ALONE WITHOUT ANYONE PRETENDING TO BE A MARRIED COUPLE WHILE DRUNK AT A MALL WITH ME
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