i love how he claims to not know english but when i ask him to come over and fuck me he's all of a sudden fluent
I don't hate you. My dick is upset with you, but I don't hate you.
I was freaked out. No man over 50 is allowed to touch me. Ever. Unless you're Michael Bolton. Then please do.
You act like pregaming preseason hockey is a crime. Come on man, get fucked up and watch pucks. It rhymes so well it has to go together. DOS EQUIS Y DEVILS!
you might as well be a hobo. you were covered in pee last night hanging out on the stairs drunk.
right. well we all have our lows.
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
As I was sneaking out of his house last night his moms lover was sneaking in, he held the door for me...
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
Dude your life.. At your sugar daddies house sending nudes to your fwb
Worst. Date. Ever. He peeled a layer of bread off his mini burger buns because they had "too many carbs".
i just want to get drunk and cry and have sex with lots of men
Did you see her happy birthday to emily on facebook? The gist of it is like: hey emily you almost died at birth im glad you didn't. love mom.
but like who hasn’t gotten fingered at the state fair?
She blew me while I watched the jets game and the hardest thing was deciding what to focus on more
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
Randomize
