I could give you a full detailed description of 75% of the penises in that room
I have another pimple on my ass cheek.
I'll be there in 10 minutes.
you said you were a responsible adult. then you licked the wall.
Can you explain to me the broken disco ball in my front yard?
Is it possible to dent your eyeball? And how do you "accidentally" go cosmic bowling?
That would warm my breasts.
In this context breast is a metaphor for soul.
I would feel bad sleeping with her unless all of her personalities were on board with it.
You have no idea what this goes for my ego. I literally made you cum in your sleep.
Buying her a drink is like giving a seagull a French fry, all you're gonna do is get annoyed and shit on
they knew we were both to shy to do anything so they got us drunk and locked us in the back yard with a tent. it was fuck or freeze
you have the best friends
We've given up. My vagina is tired of constant lonely nights and disappointments. This is our retirement.
I just almost caught my floor on fire, then decided I could put it out with my knuckles! So I'm doing good!
Dude at the bar last night came into the bathroom, drop kicked the stall open and start saying lines from happy Gilmore as he was shitting, "go in your home! Are you too good for your home?!"
So I have been told that I licked your eyebrows last night
Just let me pee on you and I'll leave you alone.
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