the new term for farting is butt boxing.
good news, i'm not pregnant. bad news, i had sex with ***** last night and i think i'd rather be pregnant
Is it because I queefed?
she just totaled her parents new car because there was a bee in the car. So she crashed into a light pole to kill it.
There were 4 naked women demanding my presence. Of COURSE I got into the pool.
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
What do I wear to meet his family/put his dog to sleep? Is there even an appropriate outfit for this occasion?
how did we start talking about space blow jobs?
I just can't even fathom the crazy and I work at a mental hospital.
someone cut his neck open pretty bad with a broken beer bottle. We were so close to his house that we carried him home, but when we got there he casually laid on his bed and said he was just gonna sleep it off. WHO DOES THAT
HEY. NO. THIS IS ABOUT YOU RIGHT NOW. YOUR COCK, MY MOUTH, THATS IT.
If I could go one week without being called a maneater or a spanish trolip that would be great.
He's got a big dick, a steady job and tells me I'm pretty. There is litterally nothing else I look for I a guy.
Just so you know, I choose to answer your bootytext tonight because it was the most creative.
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