Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
Solid performance last night. Wanna be fuck buddies?
just saw my sister at the strip club... dont think she's "taking a night class over the summer"
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
I used to practice getting hit by cars.
If there was a game called "keeping your legs shut," I would lose every time.
I asked if he wants to help me spring forward at 2am on Sunday. He seems down.
I decided I'm going to give him a celebratory fuck for his accomplishments. Knocked on his door, handed him some condoms and said "I'll be over tonight with sex and booze"
I want to be you.
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
Then while I was crying on his shoulder, he got a boner. Soo. I kinda just hopped on.
my comprehension of H.D. Thoreau really dives after 8 beers.....
It will astound me if they ever let you graduate.
Sorry you uh had to see that last night. That's the problem with open fields, no privacy...
With each thrust he'd whisper "like a ninja." Should I be flattered or appalled?
RICK FUCKING MORANIS!!!!!
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