He tried. I said no. He said, "It's ok if I do this?" and proceeded to jerk himself off. Oh, the French.
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
Just made everyone at my party download the vuvuzela app for iPhone, the neighbors absolutely HATE us
Hey wes just called me saying he was asleep outside by the pond at my apt complex
I'm glad we are bonding over both contracting clamidya. Winners.
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RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
we have what I like to call an assload of ramen noodles
I might have been the first person to be rolling balls at a referee seminar
She ran from her surprise party screaming "I'm not ready for an intervention." Yeah, the girl has a problem.
Just saw a government minister puke and rally.
I'm really ok with inappropriate relationships. They are my favorite of all the relationships. No need to be timid. For crying out loud.
Oh my god if I have to go on fetlife to find a guy who will fuck me right around here, I'm going to scream.
I'm so happy for you. But I still have to shave because a woman has needs and this woman needs an orgasm.
I want you to defile me in my childhood bed.
Did you finish that presentation yet?
No but don’t worry about it. I do my best work in the middle of the night. I’m like a hamster.
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