i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
Would you want me to push you down the stairs OR throw you a baby shower?? Real talk
You couldn't hold yourhead up but you managed to unzip my zipper. That's skill..
a guy tried paying for lapdances with cds, who uses those anymore?
Thanks for not stopping me when I decided to call my mom at 2 in the morning to ask her where I was born
It was going well until he told me about the 7k he made in college to be in a gay porn
Lesbians are nicde people they do not take debit cards
You owe me new eyes. The ones I have are burned with your balls into the back of my eyes. And every time I close them, your balls are right there...
hey your mom heard me say to her " That right your not going to Shit right for a month"
My tweets this weekend consisted of me telling every bar I went to that they were my favorite valentine. I've never felt like more of an alcoholic
i rearranged my furniture so i could masturbate in the sun. how's that for spring cleaning?
you know you're a stoner girl when you get a callus from your grinder
Apparently I have a "problem" because I enjoy doing bong rips in the shower
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