doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
sometimes I tug on my anal hairs for pleasure
you've officially gone too far. we are no longer friends
can you please tell me why I'm bleeding so heavily from my ass and all my makeup is gone?
apparently the officer said last night, "son, why don't you do yourself a favor and spread your legs so you don't keep vomiting on them". why can't I remember those nights?!
The musician playing at the bar just puked inside his acoustic guitar, then sang an encore performance. I love Louisa!!!!
im kinda looking forward to winter break. ive been away from home for so long i think i can trick my vagina into thinking that these arent the same people ive been hooking up with since high school...
The only bad thing about this relationship... my forearm strength is dwindling
Fuck you. how could you leave me passed out hangin out my truck window when you knew it was starting to rain?
If man night ends at some point, hit me up and let me prove my vagina still exists.
Where the fuck do you get consience sedatives from?
Am I not being subtle enough by giving him a rainbow striped bong, during PRIDE MONTH?
Just text the random number in my iphone notes that was entered at 1am. Should be interesting.
If I ever look like I'm about to have a repeat of last night, hit me. Just smack me as hard as you can.
You are talking to me during sexting hours. Be careful, innuendos are taken seriously
I mean, drunk me really liked him, maybe sober me will too. Who am I to deny fate?
Randomize
