Did you fuck her?
If by "fuck her" you mean "threw up on her shoes," then yes, I achieved that.
I bought the tickets, he brought the weed. thanks to you, we had to roll a joint out of my bible paper.
my bedside table was not meant to hold this many beer bottles.
FYI don't ever, ever get a lap dance from a stripper who says " she's having a bad day " at a bachelor party.
So the bartender just told me that there was numerous people who saw me having sex on the rooftop last weekend. +1
Dude, if she brings up the lube, you know nothing
I need to shotgun another beer. Where's the machete?
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
if you fuck our toilet off the wall again, i'm going to be so mad.
I just remembered you throwing bread at me and getting me to drink water out of a heineken bottle. You are my best friend.
My goal in life is to ruin sex for someone. To be so mindblowingly unreal that they can never find anyone like me ever again. So far it's going well.
So i came so hard i almost passed out, where has this vibrator been all my life?
Stop leaving buckets of wine at my house.
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
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