sometimes i wonder what i would do without sheltered catholic girls w/ overprotective parents
never have sex?
when she said she would show you her other bow, she ment she wanted you to bend her over and see the tattoo on her lower back you idiot
Swine flu is the new snow day.
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
Ate lunch. Still drunk. Keep forgetting I'm in Texas but then I look around at the people and remember.
my brother is about to go smoke a joint outside... he's preparing his munchies on the counter beforehand. I admire his responsibility.
How was the rest of your night?
A little fuzzy and a lot naked.
The bartender asked if I wanted a to-go cup for my crown and coke.....I just realized I'm back in Montana and fuck did I miss home.
I am literally the only girl who can black out and wake up pantsless and STILL be 99% sure I didn't get any.
KNEE DEEP IN HOES. SEND HELP.
Also send boobie pics with bobs burgers in background its the only way to get me off anymore
I need to immerse myself in a tub of peroxide to kill whatever traces of him are on me.
About to go make a man out of a 24 year old boy
As I shove my ninth taquito of the day into my mouth...
Picking our battles
I'm a lady. Ladies do NOT hump the floor.
Yeah, let's go with that. Fuck that weak moment of complete honesty I just had.
Randomize
