Please tell me I didn't pass out while we were having sex last night... and if so I am sooooo sorry.
Call me "white mamba"
Your dick is not a dangerous deadly poisonous snake
It is white.
she called my cock the "semen sword" and then we invented a position called excalibur
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
Even water is tasting like jack daniels
wicked high...have munchies. cherry flavor lube. problem solved.
btw im using a cooler as a purse cause i love string cheese
She said I came to for a minute, shouted IHOP!! and then shook my head and said no before passing out again
I realize it truly is impossible to burrow under the grass like a mole. Let's not drink for at least another 3 days.
He woke me up at 3 am, turned me on, then changed his mind. There is no way he is getting out of twilight now.
let me drop the bass on your empty vagina syndrome
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
I'm pants less watching buffy the vampire slayer drinking rum. I'm not that hard to impress
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
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