Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
Fair warning.. porn on your laptop when you turn it on.. seemed like a wonderful idea last night.. until it died
I just realized that the music from spongebob is also used in real sex HBO.
tried unsuccessfully for 10 minutes to do bong hits while wearing glow in the dark vampire fangs before realizing air was getting out of the sides of my mouth
She's in the middle of blacking out but is singing Mariah carey songs. Hitting every note.
I think our camping neighbours like us. We're the drunk girls trying to chop firewood with no pants on at 3 in the afternoon.
They sent me to the hospital. Apparently, of the many things I said, I looked at the doctor and told him, "Wow... it's like you're a REAL DOCTOR!"
I just got a huge discount at GameStop for having tits. I win.
Walk of shame. Stopped at an estate sale on the way back to the house. Old lady pulled a condom wrapper of the back of my hoodie. beat that
Look. If you get me out of this speeding ticket you can bang my sister. Or my mom. But not both.
Last night you found an onion ring in your fries and then you started singing "A Moment like this"
This is not my bathroom and these are not my pants
alright well Taco Bell Closes at 12 so you better pray to god she's asleep by then or I'm running in your house butt ass naked with a bag of tacos
I'm like 'WOMAN, YOU'RE 62, RESHEATH THOSE COUGAR CLAWS.'
And our sex soundtracks thus far have been metal and Star Wars
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