i think 'regret' was last night's theme. i could taste it in my mouth and woke up next to it.
It's a sad day when you realize you are no longer above fucking in movie theater bathrooms.
just saw my sister at the strip club... dont think she's "taking a night class over the summer"
just had cupcakes and mountain dew for dinner-now i'm playing super mario brothers. 10 year olds all over the world would kill to be me.
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
To be honest I don't know what's worse, the fact that I interupted their shower sex or the fact that I was so drunk I used the adjoining stall anyway
I don't think i can handle my uncle say again that kid rock is a true musician....
I'm sweating so much right now i look like Whitney Houston
Need help. Super baked. Stuck on couch. Dying of thirst. Bring paint thinner or something to pry me off. Only thumbs and neck work.
I love that my idea of a romantic gesture to you is to send you a picture of my vomit saying "wish you were here". You voluntarily dated me. For six years ish.
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
WHY did you say no to the sex seance?
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
God I miss you. I want to fuck your face... Then do all the girly cuddly shit too.
YOU ATE THE FUCKING GOLDFISH!?
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