i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
I hate how you keep a running list of people who have seen me naked.
Why is there a cactus in the microwave?
Don't worry about it.
After giving the pizza guy directions you told him to look for the big stupid looking kid outside in purple
I feel like I should lick our pitcher just so everyone knows its ours
I just won't go as hard tonight. Four dollar ladies night drink or drown is not a good idea for me. I like to get my money's worth.
I still think he fell and scraped his elbow and lost his credit card buying 8 hot chocolates for hobos
Peeing out the car window on the way home was a nice touch. In December, in Michigan, at 3am. Never seen a girl do that before. Neither had the guy in the minivan next to us.
He slapped my ass... He best ask me out. Or figure out how to unslap my ass.
Good dick will make you do a lot of things… Great dick will make you consider buying a house.
I may be a complete scumbag but even im not willing to spend a grand and sit on a plane for 24 hours just for shrooms and a blowjob
If you dont get laid dressed as Woody Harrelson in Zombieland, I have lost all faith in the men of nw Indiana.
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
My ex's sister asked me to be her date to Thanksgiving. Should I go?
Threesome!
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