I gave her a mint afterward. It felt like giving turndown service at Hotel BJ.
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
we just finished making mockaritas... then we prayed
god you guys know how to party
worst. bachelorette party. ever.
She is chewing on staples and spitting them at her cat, I think it's time to leave..
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
I feel like I've been drunk all of June. And I am in NO WAY ashamed about it.
traded hat for shot of whiskey. lovah yo life. only ADVENTURE NOW. OH GOD IT WENT TO CAPS LOCK
He said and I quote "Had to beat one off in the Burger King bathroom before I went over." Thats somebody that takes pride in his work.
Sad Megan is Sad
Have you been drinking my beer?
How am I supposed to be friends with him when there's an exact replica of his dick in my underwear drawer?
Last time we had an ultimatum like that, things went very far south. I'm down, but it's your turn to wake up in a hospital.
I bought 10 disposable adhesive bras and duct tape. If Home Depot can't help my breasts defy gravity, nothing will...
LMAO
How bad is it that I can say that this isn't the first time a married man, who is in the military, has tried to make me his mistress?
Just saw a girl I banged wearing a pro life shirt downtown. Not sure where to start with that.
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
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