i bought a pregnancy test with dimes. Is that trashy?
He choked me out. i woke up to poo. I dont think i like S&M
Passed out on her toilet. Dog licked my face to wake me. Awkward talk with her boyfriend, who hadn't been home last night. Not sure exactly what town I'm in, but I'm south. Will call for ride when I figure it out.
I don't remember you taking the condom off last night. Did you just walk home in it ?
Dreamed I made out with a stranger after falling out of a car, let's make this happen tonight.
Which one of you fuckers thought itd be funny to see if the kitchen table can float.
she put on her moms wedding dress and is chugging purple jolly rancher vodka, happy cyber monday
Also I just had a flash back ... He told me I have nice nipples and then asked me about yours..
Thank you <3 he just looked at me, fist bumped me, and asked me what was on my titty....we may cut her off
When cunnilingus is one of the first 25 words you say to someone there's a problem
#reasonsyoushouldnthaveatinder
I've been here 20 minutes and a sweaty naked man has kissed me on the cheek.
I lost my bra at his grandma's house so there's that.
I'm like a saiyan, every time I get trashed I come back stronger
Sorry I threw up all over your Lyft.
It's ok I woke up next to a dumpster.
Pandora played an ad for a free trial for an abortion pill if you’ve had unprotected sex in the last 2-3 days and then Lucky came on... I literally am dying laughing
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