I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
You should've come with us, we're at Home Depot looking for men.
Found a left over fake Olympic medal from our party last weekend. Awarded it to a random girl in the bar last night. Its the only thing she was wearing this morning when she woke up at my place.
The lesbians are drunkenly meowing in the hallway again. This is the shit I'll miss at home.
Well i tried snorting sugar. so either that made me puke or the fact that i drank water from a fish tank
He just sent me a winky face in the middle of setting up a drug deal. You don't do that.
Well you just missed the ten chi o pledges singing la bamba at our doorstep.
she visited to give me a bj between clients. Social work at its finest.
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
I'm stoned as hell watching the new Star Trek movie. My life is 110% better than it was an hour ago.
You fell in the corner and refused to get up unless someone helped you. And then you crawled under the pool table and took a nap.
do you think your dog feels awkward being in the background of your nudes?
I'm just gonna back away slowly and come back when there's less weird crap.
How do you confess that you've had phone sex with your fiancé's brother's ex-girlfriend's new guy she's dating who has also slept with your best friend?
Randomize
