1:12am: That's just how i roll, and this dress she is wearing is dirty and needs to get pulled over her head.
i just won a 100 dollar gift card to walmart in a karaoke contest...i love kentucky
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
I turned down free cocaine. I both respect and regret and that decision.
I was unaware that a tutu and pasties was appropriate attire to this
he broke into my appartment and left me a waffle maker...
If you're wondering about the pepper everywhere its for the ants and it was my doings. They hate pepper. You're welcome.
We learned a lot about one another. I showed him around the town I grew up in and he informed me that he has had a threesome and killed a cat
Congrats. You are not detrimental enough to my psyche to be discussed during this mornings therapy appointment. Please follow up next week to see if you made the cut.
I think I'm in love. He's everything I ever wanted for myself, just with a lot more drugs.
more embarrassing than that time i showed up to class in my hoodie and leggings because i over slept, and then as i zipped my hoodie down i realized i didn't sleep with a bra on or a shirt
Im rolling face in a pizzeria. I want to be with people who love me.
You should have seen the pharmacists face when I paid for my inhaler refill and a box of condoms.
Just gave my thesis presentation, pretty sure I made out with the admissions woman last night.
i passed out in front of ihop...for the second night in a row. i think i need to reevaluate my life choices
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