Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
it turns out jennifers body is not good to beat off to. yeah its megan fox but when she pukes up blood = goodbye boner
just puked in a purse in the store. some girl asked if i was gonna buy it now and i laughed and asked her why id want a bag some dude just puked in. her face looked like she saw the devil.
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
Have I told you recently that I love you, if for no other reason than you make my irresponsible substance abuse look tame by comparison?
Indeed. The kind of morning where puking in someone's shoes is not frowned upon
Its Nebraska, I'm sure im not the first person to wake up hungover in a corn field.
Am I allowed to compare getting cum'd on the face to a warm summer rain?
so I am that guy with the red solo cup in class. someone has to step it up.
Talking to him sober hurts my brain
SO DRUNK
PUKED IN DRIVEWAY
TELL PARENTS SORRY
I drank too much tequila. I'm hyperventilating. Send help. I think I slipped through satan's asshole.
Naked. Naked is my favorite color.
I haven't had sex since the Vanilla Ice concert
Please don't have sex ever again just so you can say that forever.
My boss just offered me a vodka mixed drink at work I do not have a real job
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