you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
I'm starting therapy this week.. Taylor Swift music isn't cutting it for me anymore
so she finally agreed to being friends with benefits. not only did I take her virginity, when I woke up, she brought me French toast made with homemade bread in bed.
I worship thee.
it never fails, everytime he manages to fuck my earrings out of my ears.
Do you remember calling yourself Captain Cockblock and openly giving out everyones sexual history? Because you did.
It feels like I've shaved away my winter coat and my vagina is going to freeze if I go outside.
She told me my dick looked like a baby seal wrapped in a sleeping bag.
This is what my life has come to. Drinking champagne alone yelling at the dog because no one wants to hang out with me
Whoever labeled dysfunctional a bad thing obviously never saw this frinedship coming.
Every little girl dreams of the day when she picks up her fuck buddy because he's drunk at the gay bar again.
He was wearing running shoes tho. Thats like the cardinal rule. You don't fuck a guy who wears running shoes as regular shoes.
Fuck these bullshit days. My underwear are still inside out.
So.. I was kinda upset i got the bad fuck out of the situation
I smell like cotton candy and guilt.
she is currently in the shower drinking a beer and dancing to a song called "the penis song" my roommate is cooler than yours
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