u sent me just one boob. one just doesnt do it for me. u dont get full on a half a rack of ribs u need a full one
Just paid for that girls abortion on my dad's black card. I feel like P-Diddy.
I woke up to a text that said "You're a fucking asshole" Why is she so pissed at me?
Im guessing it has something to do with running up to her boyfriend screaming "THIS IS SPARTA" and kicking him in the balls.
Is that considered a cock block?
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
She was that classic mixture between "Hell no" and "Why the fuck not."
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
that was probably me. ive bitten a lot of people.
I mean, I know going to rehab probably didn't make her a lesbian, but I can always hope
she was literally 3 feet away from the garbage can, said she couldn't make it, and then proceeded to vomit on the floor in front of everyone in the restaurant
What if our hands were octopus tentacles?
You're an idiot.
There are two women in my bed. I'm gonna have a bowl of noodles so I can better understand my success.
that's where you went wrong. never assume I'm adult enough to do something on my own.
It probably would have happened but I just can't picture myself losing my virginity while laying on top of his Quiksilver duvet set.
Rain drop, shock top, drinking can't stop stop
Did I tell you I drunk fucked my one roommate last week
Uh no
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