I love watching others lives come down to our level.
I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
I feel like college is just an experience in what names I can't name my future son.
I don't know if I want to live in a world where i can't fuck an exes brother.
if memory serves, the guy you were hooking up with said he was a slutty skittle.
We found you facedown on his couch in a pile of cheerios, with only one shoe on. Dude you said you were staying in last night.
So his roommate walked in on us, went upstairs to tell her bf she has found a new use for the rafters & they must try it.
mom is telling me the setting in which I was conceived
did you know we used to have a pool?
I just hope I don't wheeze during sex
You were mean to me and you broke my heart and hurt my feelings. You dont get to talk to me about Peter Dinklage
I apologize in advance for the amount of cleavage I'll be exposing your boyfriend to.
I'm turning into an adult here.
Adults touch each other's special zones.
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
No I feel the same as usual. Mopey with a chance of bitch fits.
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