ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
I wish you got a notification every time someone masturbated to a Facebook picture of you...
I've been watching anime, masturbating and eating nutella for three days. I hope she never comes back.
He just helps fat girls get exercise. One walk of shame at a time.
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
K, so let's go ahead and say that mcnugget and margarita Tuesday was a bad idea
First highlight of the semester: campus safety caught me peeing in the dirt parking lot by kappa. Then as they were about to write me up, they recognized me, laughed, and left.
Just watched my entire extended family eat salad out of the bowl i threw up in last night.
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
Is the Chairman of the College Republicans throwing upon your toilet right now? 'Murica!
totally just stole a 24 pack straight out of the miller truck
I could tell you were slightly drunk by the time you started having a conversation with my tiki torch
I have booze and I wanna give you a bj. How can you be mad at me?
i could have got laid, but instead, i threw up in her hair. you can cross that off the bucket list.
Well I told him I’ve got the flu....he said he’d wear a condom
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