Defiantly just threw away our yearly bottle collection in front of the campus tour. The school should pay me for recruitment
I thought of you while cleaning the forehead prints off my glass doors.
can you please explain how one drink turns into 5 street signs with their poles lying around my room
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
But he buys me breakfast and goes down on me THATS HARD TO FIND
Was in the middle of a keg stand, the frat guys dropped me, and I broke my nose. My mom didn't enjoy that call from the hospital.
I have got to stop taking so many uppers and downers simultaneously. My life is a Dali painting.
One minute we were ordering sandwhiches. The next hes peeing in a trash can yelling at kids about how tv made him this way
And he's back on taking these stupid testosterone supplements to kickstart him back into working out. And they just make him angry and horny all the time. I'm like great, just in time to meet my whole family for Christmas.
Bro. I traded my coat. I have a Raiders coat now.
Once again, your first date sounds like something of an epic. Odysseus' Quest for Fourth Base.
Remind me to tell you about this weekend with them. It was the least fun I have ever had drinking. And I have thrown up pork and beer through my nose on the side of the freeway.
Just trying to show you I care.
Isn't it supposed to be "what would you like for dinner?" instead of "how do you take your blow?"
Hey, you're the one who asked me to mc to move in.
Omfg 7 hour sex session who am I?
PS: I think I'm in love
Ability to walk tomorrow tbd
Is that your Nuva ring on the floor? Shit must have gotten crazy
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