do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
I just accidentally stumbled into an AA meeting...I think its a sign
All four of us managed to throw up in the same bathroom at different times during the night. I think we'll get along great living together.
Can we get blazed at 9:06 on sunday and reenact the moment of my birth?
I get to be your mom.
i'm behind the bar giving him a hand job. i need stuff to make my foot stop itching.
okay, this is where i needed to clarify that i was kidding before when i said that jizz helps mosquito bites. but let me know how that goes. for future reference.
That's not a good night. A good night is waking up with no skirt, no money, and the imprint of the edge of the bar on your forehead.
adding to the list of how to lure in freshman boys: take dogs for a walk, yell at them from across the street, sit on the curb at 3 in the morning sobbing
I think having a vagina should be considered a skill, give me a break.
I found his belly button lint in my hair. Can't say it was worth it.
Somehow she is more off limits now than when she was his girlfriend
My day went from bad to worse when I realized I puked out my second floor window last night.
I have shit my pants twice this week. #adulthood
uh...sober saturday NEVER has a good ring to it.
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