either fucking kiss her or kick her ass to the curb. Either way I can hear everything you are saying
I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
my 12 year old sister just told me how admirable it was that i felt comfortable going out with my friends dressed "like that"
Check that he is NOT ok. He just heated up SoCo and used it as syrup on his pancakes.
today's the one month anniversary of me not giving anyone head. can you tell me you're proud
it's sad that this is a milestone
He might have if you were a little more subtle about your feelings instead of telling everyone multiple times how much you wanted his dick
sooo I am sorta kinda using your name as my stripper stage name.
WHY ARE YOU SMOKING WEED WHEN YOU JUST HAD A STROKE. AND MORE IMPORTANTLY WHY ARE YOU DOING IT WITHOUT ME.
Holy shit he's circumcised. His parents must have really loved him.
I literally just force feed a guy flintstone vitamins after sex
This mustache is awesome. I can't pass by a mirror without looking in it and thinking damn, I'd like to give that guy a handy.
This country song on the radio just had a rap break. What. No. Why.
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
Hey, YOU try working out drunk every night! Besides, I think at least one of those bruises is a hickey.
My sister can't give you a handjob and us still be bros.
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