Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
did i really try to jack off an athens police horse last night? please tell me youre kidding..
i dont care if i have to wear a pillow case, there will be an open bar at my wedding
He would stand there for a few seconds with a blank look on his face then randomly start running full sprint towards macdonalds. We'd catch him and he'd promise to stop so we'd let him go and he'd do it again.
So squirting runs in the family.
I really need to create fewer "the time I was on drugs" stories for my future memoir, "my first year in San Francisco".
good luck with that
That stripper was not happy when I tried putting a dollar in her court mandated ankle bracket/tracking device
That's why you need to have them together. Katie started crying on the couch and she just gave her a tube of crackers and picked up a beer at the same time. She's like a goddess of making things chill
i feel like i am made of mashed potatoes. i love cannabis pills so. fucking. much.
Like I want to yell at him for pissing on my floor but there's still a chance its my pee....
I may or may not have hooked up with the cop who arrested me.. Or I can cross hooking up with a stripper in a cop outfit off my bucket list.
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
I just watched a squirrel take down a snake,life isn't so bad after all.
you never know when your going to find a surprise from me in your bed...it keeps you on your toes.
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