I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
just took batteries out of my vibrator to play wii guitar hero. think i am gonna regret that move later tonight.
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
Just bonged a beer from a vuvuzela...this place is only doing good for me
I know I said that I'd stop dating 20 year olds... but at least this one's not my student...
So it looks like you may be an uncle real soon. Don't ask how I feel about it and don't text me back.
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
I can't do a walk of shame with a sombrero full of baby chickens
The last time you said "no one will know" is when you ran out of sprite at your birthday party and dumped a handle of straight up vodka into the jungle juice.
This lumberjack with a huge beard is doing his group presentation in a dirty t shirt that says "I'm only 2 girls short of a threesome"
I feel like when purchasing hard liquor on a Monday I also need to buy a happy 21st bday card to not seem so pathetic
If you get home and there is an older woman there, its my mom. She wants to come and see the place after work. Just an FYI. Not the older sluts I bang.
He slapped my ass... He best ask me out. Or figure out how to unslap my ass.
All I've done today is nap, eat candy and get off from my vibrator. I didn't know it was possible to be THIS single.
Well, if you do die, I'll bedazzle your coffin.
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