i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind
If I sit on the seam of my jeans just the right way when the bass hits, this might be my new favorite band.
worst morning ever. completed my walk of shame home to find my parents, grandma, and priest had come down to surprise me on my birthday. now i'm in the car with them to go get my car from the bar.
Can someone please explain to me how I got rugburn on my tits?
I just realized I haven't had steady access to a woman's body since I was breastfeeding.
If you start sounding at all like you're even remotely in love, expect a lecture on the merits of being a single woman with a vibrator.
This is why we're friends.
Taking my tights off outside the club to give them to the homeless man was my contribution to humanity. The fact that it was snowing just made me feel like superman.
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
you can now officially say a girl has shaved your initials into her pubes. welcome to the club.
If I get aids I am starting a lawsuit against snapchat.
If you're mature enough to fuck him you're mature enough to tell him you don't want a relationship come on
I ate breakfast with him. And by ate breakfast I mean we fucked on the kitchen table.
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
I gotta give him props though, I've never been propositioned for sex via flash mob.
My body isnt used to all this fresh air, sun and booze....ok well maybe just the fresh air and sun...its used to the booze.
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