Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
If that ambulance is off to save our dignity, please tell them it's too late...
i hope you realize that ur overconfidence only gave me one orgasm out of all the times we had sex. that's like a 1% success rate. u might wanna rethink how amazing you are.
her orgasm sounded like a fucking walrus crying.
Oh please. You given/recieved a handjob out in public. I think that shy ship has sailed.
His mom always writes on my facebook right after we have sex. it's like she knows. with her scary mom psychic powers
This dude has my number from April last year. Drunk me left sober me a puzzle. No confirmation of pants off business
I just came inside of a Gatorade bottle. That hungover.
ugh... fuck pirate breakfast. my head is like thirsty.
Side note, from now on any snap chat I get that isn't interesting enough... Is getting a dick in response. Judge your snaps accordingly
I'm pretty sure your ex of four years just had a baby with some kid and named it after you...
I stepped in puke last night then washed it off my shoe with beer. Is there a grace period to respect before wearing them to class?
Did we have sex last night?
No. You laid in my bed and I brought you taco bell.
Put a Santa hat on my junk. He's wants to be festive too.
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
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