You're mentally unstable and I would hate to be you
My boogers are black from last night. So that's either from all the colored hairspray or inhaling all of the tragedy from the party...
It was great. Even bought me breakfast in the AM
From?
Well, he didn't exactly take me out, but left a $20 on the table...
How much time is enough between masturbating and watching little bear?
life is no where near the amusement park it was when I was on Vicodin.
our conversations pretty much only consist of the phrase 'fuck you'. and the sex is fantastic. we've got a great thing going here.
Just a heads up before you get home. Took the shelves out of the fridge so i could fit the beer ball and bucket of riot punch. Apparently i decided the stove was the best place to keep them. They got cooked when we pre heated to cook a bird we shot. This may be the final straw for our security deposit
Just got outta the drunk tank! Happy 21st birthday!
she came back from her house with A paper cut , a 2liter of sprite with Bacardi , and half a mustache . we're inviting her more ofte
So I wore a corset to school. Fuck laundry.
But there's never enough margarita money.
This is going to be one of those situations where we lose a day, isn't it
Did I leave the house with out a shirt or socks?
Yea, you said you didn't need them cause she was going to take them off anyways and that it would "save time".
We were all day drunk by 2pm. Now I know why they hate Americans
Haha I had a heart to heart with a stripper so I would say it was a success?
Want to sleep. Also want to see Alex on MDMA doing really stupid shit. Choices...
Randomize
