I have a hot bod, but my face sucks, what can i do?
there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
Dude you called me last night to let me listen to you piss in a cup and drink it. Just making sure you survived
i was so drunk he made me beileve the song was called "thanksgiving sex."
we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
No big deal, we were just two friends having sex. It's perfectly normal we don't remember. Water under the sex bridge,
Wait so they unscrewed the bathroom door to find you naked?
You were like pukeahontas last night, you tried to tell us you were okay, then you puked in the garden.
I could seriously attempt to try and saw my head in half with a butter knife cause im pretty sure it could not hurt any more than it already does
It's not like I ment to feed you the shots of vodka, my hand just kinda slipped.
Because selling drugs to kids never goes out of business. We get older, they stay the same stupid.
I've never seen a guy eye-fuck someone so hard in my entire life. I thought he would develop laser vision, bore holes into your body, and not even realize your innards would be spilling everywhere. That's how bad it was.
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
Fuck twitter. Fuck men. Fuck bras. Fuck flip flops. Fuck makeup. Fuck perfume.
It’s Sunday Funday! Stop watching football and bring your penis over here. There will be plenty of scoring!
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