no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
I looked up to you, until I saw her walk out of your room.
REAL PEOPLE DRINK 3 BEERS ALONE WILL WATCHING THE LIFETIME MOVIE ABOUT PRINCE WILLIAM AND KATE MIDDLETON
People said that when they tried to talk to me I answered that there was a glass around my head stopping me from answering them
I refuse to have sex with you and your eBay condoms.
I misunderstood what a furry was. Come pick me up.
Wrote my name backwards on the test and asked for extra credit points. Late start booze days are my new favorite thing.
My stalker sent me an erotic poem. Who knew anyone could find a way to rhyme birth and girth so eloquently?
This is what you sent me from the other side of the pool, "Idk but thers a pool n l wanna get naked take off my trunks ill paddle with my dick"
He told me he needed "space" but then goes and likes my insta of panacakes.. Done.
The parents I babysit for are at this orgy. I need to leave.
An old biker dude just flirted with me at Food City. I enjoyed it. God damn I need to get laid.
hooked up with him and then had a conversation with his ex about how we hate people who hook up with our exs...
this is a mass text: the cage has been opened. repeat, the cage has been opened. a search party will be organized. you are all sloppy bitches. that is all.
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