Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
it was like getting a handjob from mrs. butterworth
he's making romantic advances towards me. and he has a pet snake. 2nd part not relevant, but interesting.
why is it whenever you puke in the park there are always little kids on the swings?
i dunno what you eat but your cum is all over my underwear and it smells like pretzels
my self respect just called, its having a good time without me
It's like if you got one of your titties chopped off...think of how much one would miss the other...that's how I feel when we're apart. A tit with no twin.
He is the blood diamond of hook ups. You think you want it...but you don't
You told me to keep you from drinking, but we both know I'm not that kind of friend.
We can stop fighting if you send me a picture of your dick standing at full attention wearing a sock.
I'll wait.
It can also be a hat.
We just had sex in the shed while having a conversation about cheeseburgers...so that's how my day is going
I'm sitting naked on my bathroom floor and it remind me of us.
That's my way of saying I miss you
He was the perfect gentleman on our first date. Took me out for candlelit dinner at a fancy restaurant, held open the door, walked me home, and made me cum three times before he got his.
i'm extremely hungover on the ski bus and the driver is playing abba. this. is. not. okay.
I would let him fuck me right here in this laundromat. Praise Satan.
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