I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
just had sex with a midget and didnt wrap it... were totally gonna have a tv show :)
Reindeer Drinking Games will soon commence. Get over here while we're still sober enough to answer the door.
Isn't the perk of being in a relationship not having to put in effort for sex?
Canada: barely better than America at a sport they invented.
Tell her you can forgive her unacceptable behavior because her dad and his dog weren't married when they conceived her.
He was standing in the front door with a kareoke machine yelling at the neighbors as the unloaded their van
You were fucking on a porch at a party, not much privacy should be expected
Just hit him with your car. I can guarantee he won't do it again.
I accidently showed a girl my balls already today. Made me think of you.
And now thanks to shrooms we all got a terrifying glimpse of what goes on in his head. I will not say I didn't see it coming when it turns out he made a suit out of people's skin
Also I know you probably did not understand anything I said on the phone last night but thank you for pretending.
I know we're not on great terms here, but I need to know if you're still available for sexual activity...cause if not I need to get going on a work-out plan.
we f'd six times
f'd?
its sunday, i cant say fucked
i feel like you should know pants are always optional
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