She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
It was so romantic--he turned me around to face the sunset during doggy-style over the couch back.
He cut part of his finger off. It was a consolation blow job.
It wasn't really sex. It was just rolling around, trying to make sure his dick didn't end up in my ass.
Ahahhahaha I'm not that stupid but then again I thought cabo was in Africa until yesterday
So we played the stone cold theme song and continued to chug 2 beers at once and everyone just looked in shock
The other guys kept waking up so I hid... Like, dick in mouth, hiding in his sleeping bag
Random question: Have you ever woken up and were suprised to not have a penis?
It was all fun and games until she said "you're so pretty I wanna punch you in the face" and the proceeded to punch her in the face
After you puked in the bathtub you claimed you were never eating quesadillas again and you never even ate a quesadilla
Molly was fun. I was in a captain planet onesie in Wal-Mart talking to everyone haha
Told my fifteen year old cousin's friend what to sext his girlfriend last night. He was scarred for life but she fucking loved it.
I made him watch the first 5 episodes of Game of Thrones before I decided to sleep with him.
just found out that my aunt grows weed. today is a good day to be me.
After I spend a passionate night with my vibrator, I have to awake and face my stuffed animals. Their beady eyes are full of shame and disappointmet. I can't deal with that level of judgement.
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