I think someone spiked my drink last night. .. Like all 20 of them.
Me liking this guy is the best diet ever. Do I want this cookie...or do I want to get laid.
i woke up with "only hugh can prevent florist friars" written up my arm ... i need to know what we did last night
Just saw the first guy I gave head to lose in the french open...some how I feel better that my mistake made it to the same mistake as our relationship, the third round. Don't judge.
I just figured you know how to drive a boat and I know how to get drunk. What can go wrong
Just got invited out of group to take shots after hearing her gay friend say "why would I give him my alcohol so you can suck his dick. It's going to be a good night
come parachute off the vicodin airplane with meee
Let's just do a victory lap through all of our exes.
The feeling I get when I hear beer bottles clinking must be what children feel when they hear sleigh bells on Christmas Eve
After he finished he sang his college fight song like it was some victory
Would you like to partake in getting high as fuck with your best friend and then proceeding to cry over the shit head guys we deal with?
She's like a solid nine. Well maybe not a tomorrow morning nine, but she's a nine right now and trying to take me home.
Halloween is the end of the singles holidays they don't start again until st. Patrick's day we better get wifed up or it's going to be a long winter lol
If there's one thing I learned yesterday, it's that if I really wanted to I could be mayor of Toronto.
So what happened at girls night? My roomate found me passed out locked out on the front steps of the house and it was raining. Yes low moment
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