Oh i forgot. I hit on a mentally challenged girl too.
I think its a sure sign I need to get laid when every cloud in the sky looks like a penis.
possible father of this baby just finished his test first in a lecture of 200 people. other possible father finished about 100th.
I'm rooting for #1.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
I call BS on that! THAT WAS TOTALLY AN INTERCEPTION. JENNINGS HAD THAT.
PEOPLE ARE FLIPPING FURNITURE HERE. IN THE ROOM ABOVE ME. I HEARD SOMEONE WOOKIE CALL IN ANGER FROM SOMEWHERE IN THIS BUILDING.
I'd be lying if I said I wasn't scared, even a little.
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
Did I run into a tree or get punched in the face?
Both.
I'M WORRY THAT MY VAGINA WILL NEVER KNOW THE TOUCH OF A MAN AND YOU ARE MAKING A MIXTAPE
It was only in the sobering silence of the wilderness on the mountain, after I was too tired to talk anymore and I also didn't want to tell Julian that we were lost, that I realized how super tripped out I had been the entire time...
HIS DICK ISNT BIG ENOUGH FOR HIM TO BE THAT PROUD OKAY
Enough talk of my burning loins. How is your day?
Please don't explain what tea bagging is to my mother.
For someone who wanted a break I'm getting way to much dick
However many condoms you have, it isn't enough.
And when were you going to tell me to stop dancing on his coffee table singing "come on irene?"
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