The human being growing inside of her was a mistake. Lets just hope the boyfriend isn't.
Vanessa Carlton's songs would be so much better if she was pretty
ii just google-imaged 'sad turtle' and maggie gyllenhaal only came up once. what is the world coming to?
he thought he was parachuting out of a plane... talk about a bad trip.
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
she wrote "need hug!" on a sticky note, put it on her back, and passed out on his bed. they're trying to figure out how she got into his room...
You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
Yes, she did suck your dick in the bathroom to wake you up.
Note to self: last nights makeup does NOT, under ANY circumstances, look good today.
You were outside cuddling a rock singing Bohemian Rhapsody.
Yeah play it cool maybe put in a kissy face though let him know you're giving an invitation for his dick
Step 1: chug a red bull vodka with no ice Step 2: chase that with a shot of wild turkey Step 3: chase that with a shot of tequila
Step 4: your drunk
I was 100% done.. I used my vibrator while eating cold pizza. Shit was magical.
We told the cop that we were playing soccer, in flip flops, and 2:30 in the morning. It was raining and i had board shorts on. He bought it, lets go get drunk
Guess it's not a good idea to try lighting a cigarette with my stove drunk, I burnt off half my bangs.
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