3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
i think of them as a grilled chicken salad and a fried chicken biscuit. obviously Amy is better for me, but when i'm eating her all i can think about is how much better the blonde must taste.
whenever he goes down on me he looks at me and I just want to poke him in the eyes
they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
the only way I will be happy is if my gallon spiderman bucket is full of either popcorn, nutella and peanut butter, or fried rice. CHOOSE WISELY.
Did you guys seriously let me trade my id for a kebab last night??
after we were done she whispered to my dick "you sir, are a genius"
I guess all those years with her as your babysitter finally paid off.
she just called me the flavor packet to her ramen noodles. get me the fuck out of here.
My boobs looked so good under the black light I saw a girl physically cover her boyfriend's eyes.
No. DON'T DO IT. Friends don't let friends fuck clowns.
I downloaded the presidential playlists for offline listening. And Obama made a night one so we have presidential approved fuck jamzzzzz. Thanks Obama!
Because you hugged a homeless guy, and I paid him 5 bucks to give us our giraffe balloon animal back. That's why.
I'm shrooming way too hard to deal with your bullshit at this particular point in time
The wine is franzia the food is cheese puffs there is a canoe full of beer and the andre glasses are mason jars glued to candle sticks. i shit you not. Best. Wedding. Ever.
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