Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
I got oddly confused when she started talking in third person in bed.
she wrote "SORRY" in her vomit and left
watching hot guy on train scrolling with his blackberry's track ball... o to be that track ball...
I knew we would be good together when you made me lick jameson off your boob while you screamed along with racks on racks
and let me tell you something, handcuffs are surprisingly uncomfortable when they arent being used in a sexual manner
How do I enter a double puke and rally into my calorie counter?
Please come over, I'm slowly melting into a ball of sexual frustration. If I'm not dead by the end of the day be very surprised.
I'm not gonna lie. The only reason I haven't drank a whole bottle of crown tonight is because we only had 3/4 of a bottle left.
Can I tell you that I just incorporated the spice girls in my sexting and you not judge me
What guy invites over a booty call, gets all naked and then when the real fun begins and a condom is needed, claims to not have one? And wears socks THE entire time?
That last one reminds me of the time we smoked that foot-long joint and by the time we'd finished we were so stoned we applauded it.
Knowing there are different types of spiders in different countries and regions makes me never want to travel.
I mean that was the nicest way to be dumped by some one I wasn't dating.
Come on in and take your pants off
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