I'm not conventionally pretty...I'm just crazy
i cant decide if i should go fuck j*** or keep watching real genius
i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
ru fi oooo
soooo.. i guess the cop said he'd drop the charges if i go to some AA meetings and i said fuck AA. not one of my better choices.
He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
Hypothetically, how much legal trouble do you think i will be in for stealing someone's dog?
why does my status of facebook already read REHAB 2011
I made out with a guy because he was sitting on my coat...
Oh and Dustin informs me I'm a legend amongst the freshman, if you were wondering about my street cred
Dude respond to my evite. You're either coming to the orgy or not.
We popped the air mattress last night via sex and we just kept going but it feels like I have a bruise on every vertebrae
I wish I had a Tina from Bob's Burgers in real life. She would be the best wingman.
I swear to god he thought my ass was a bag of wine last night.
It was ok until his mom walked in and asked if he turned on the crock-pot...
He goes "what would you say if I told you I like to get it in?" def a potential soulmate right there.
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