He belongs with you like a mcdonalds playground belongs in Chernobyl
Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
were with a gay guy with a minnesota accent. think about how funny that sounds.
She's like Mona Lisa when she's intoxicated. No one understands her but they all think she's marvelous
I've made out with men from every corner of the globe. Sex-wise, I've almost conquered europe. Take that napoleon
We left the house and she said "let's go dick hunting" theres no way last night was gonna end up well
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
I don't know how I'm going to know it's her, I only know what she looks like with a wig on
SHE COULD ALREADY BE HERE AND I WOULDN'T EVEN KNOW
It's national "dress up your pet day" come over. Drugs and dressed up cats..it's the shit dreams are made of.
I feel like I should acknowledge that I see you as a human and not a ragdoll sex object
sigh, if only his dick was as big as his mouth
He called me dainty, then fucked me like the Viking God he is.
Please don't finger me like a jackhammer. I'm a woman not a construction site.
I hate when I wake up and find my vibrator next to me. Such a waste of an orgasm...getting myself off in my sleep and not remembering
Who knew removing piercings would be so radical?
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