if you come down to my room ill tell you a secret
You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
If I'm gonna go to jail I'm gonna be wearing a poncho
seis de mayo is my least favoite holiday because i usually spend it in bed sobbing over my poor life decisions from the night before.
Every man needs a table where they can sit and reflect on the successful penile conquests of the day.
I've found my spirit animal. I'm a Snapple bottle. If you take my top off I'll tell you a fact about science.
If they were bad they leave that night, if they were good they get a gold star, and if they were great they get invited back. Simple.
Sunday mornings are confusing. Like. I can't decide if I want to go for a run or start drinking
he was definitely tindering while i gave him head
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
I know you like got hit by a car but do you want to come to my birthday pardi
death bed.
death patio
stfu you slept on the patio!?!
Ben Franklin would totally be a furry.
You're smoking weed and checking Tumblr I take it?
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