I'm calling you out on twitter if you don't come over right now.
i'm wearing my white shorts to coax my period out of hiding.
her boobs were like sundried tomatoes..
okay, I promise to stop paying strippers to hit you
ive got a scarf tied around my face holding bags of hashbrowns to it, im too boss to care
I just had cybersex with some guy from the Netherlands for 2 HOURS instead of doing my History project...how's your break going?
I want to own their dicks and all the attachments
Bad Decision October is in full swing. I was telling people that "I put on eye makeup today, I'm takin' a dude home with me!".
I fucked him twice and then he set me up with his teammate. This kid does wonders for me
Laziness has hit a new level. I'm out of clean sexy underwear and meeting a boy tonight so I'm having a thong delivered via post mates.
I'm trying to watch Chicago PD and tell you I like your dick at the same time. It's a lot of work, ok?
COCAINE AND SUSPENSFUL BBC SHOWS DO NOT WORK.
Me and my girlfriend were watching porn together..... it got awkward cause I kept getting notifications from my family on Facebook
The walk of shame was so much longer today. i have to start fucking guys in my own postcode.
Ugh hungover at a laundromat is a terrible feeling. For some reason I keep getting sucked into staring at the clothes spinning around and around and it makes me want to profusely projectile vomit everywhere
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