Hey look on the bright side if youre preg at least you know it and wont have it in a toilet
There's a dildo in the cheerios box here...
she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
Can someone please explain to me how I got rugburn on my tits?
woke up next to her writing my name in some journal. apparently she makes every guy she hooks up with sign out.
Every perfect package comes with a warning label.
Well, she opened the door to puke outside the car, but she threw it open so hard it popped back and hit her in the face.
im sorry, I just can't fuck a guy who can't receive picture messages
Screw it. I'll show up in a white dress with a sign that says " I fucked the groom and it wasn't that great."
It feels like I've shaved away my winter coat and my vagina is going to freeze if I go outside.
The chlamydia really affected his face.
Its not like i paid for sex. She was stuck there, we simply exchanged rides.
Just woke up from a weed coma and found a stem in my bra. Rainy day success.
Damn victory sex feels great
you know you need to get laid when: getting wrestled to the ground in a self-defense class turns you on....p.s. this is a booty call
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