Oh. He liked you.
Then you said "Are you asian?, I didn't know there was Asians in Colorado."
I suppose drinking a cosmo at lunch alone can't look good but I mean... sometimes it's just necessary
Standing in my kitchen eating choc chip cookie batter from the bowl. As sad as it is, I kinda like the places bad breakups take me.
It's like a new game! Find out if he's circumcised without actually seeing it
So the crazy cock blocking bitch sent her a picture of her boobs using MY phone and said: he's busy at the moment
He's upstairs shouting 'FUCK OFF I'M IN MY MOTHERFUCKING ZEN ZONE' out of the window.
She sucks enough dick that I could make her mouth a legitimate Yelp location.
Good. Need a drinking partner later. FOR AMERICA!!!
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
She paid me 300 bucks to spank her and call her Baby Jane. Then we drank half a bottle of sippin whiskey. I'd call it a twelve out of ten.
Answered a bio test question bc of watching phineas and ferb. Remind me to always drink when studying.
I watched a compilation video today of a guy banging his sex doll to edm music. I just had to tell someone.
He has a penis. Therefore, he counts.
whatever, tonight I’ll be getting my ass eaten by an aussie so we good
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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