So at what point while he was throwing up on the girl next to him did you think "yeah, im going to hit that"
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
U should feel bad.. u r like a sex politician. All talk and no follow thru
So I think my aunt and her one legged boyfriend are getting it on in the next room. Traumatized does not even begin to describe what I am right now
Just got our of the shower. I'm standing naked in front of my open windows cause fuck my neighbors that's why
She had a glow in the dark pastie on her forehead the last time I saw her. That should help you find her.
40s are totally the cure
You yelled "NICE PAJAMAS" at a construction worker wearing a reflective jumpsuit while we rode past on a bike taxi
All I got was pictures of my boss and dicks. So, that was the end of snapchat.
I just want to drink bourbon and have sex and then eat like, a Christmas cookie.
I think you're literally the first guy to ever pick up a chick from pinterest.
I was so high I could TASTE the fillings in my teeth
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
What's a really polite way of saying "you have gravely overestimated the value of your vagina?"
God. Spice Girls is now grocery store demographic. Kill me.
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