I need to buy a mesh tank top to fit in in Florida. Where do they even sell that shit?
Do you think I can haggle my way to discounted weed on 4.21?
Right now im sitting at home and all i can think about is im eating calories and i should be out drinking them.
We'll both be dead in approximately 72-96 hours, with you bringing your liver out of retirement again, Favre.
He just came into the room wearing nothing but a Speed Racer helmet. I think he just invented a fetish.
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
Nahh. Maybe not even a handful. It's more like a heaping teaspoon worth of dick.
Where the royal fuck are you??
The depths of vodka hell.
Everything was yummy and fruit flavored and five alive and happymeas.
Currently playing beer pong versus the girl i lost my virginity to.....and her mom
He licked my mouth. I felt like I was making out with my dog.
my star wars tattoo got me laid last night. definitely a dark side sort of benefit im thinking
Btw I did not technically have a dick in me but I was naked in bed with a man during the last finals game so that is why the Warriors won
It was a simpler time. With fewer STDs.
Today we memorialize my orgasms. Taken from me over six months ago, gone too soon. Here's to hoping we'll see one again
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