I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
Why the hell does jager make you get to the point of having to army crawl around cause you cant feel your legs and scream jaga bombs when puking??
You just got cockblocked by Conan O'Brien.
throwing up turkey will be a nice break from throwing up ramen
We glued Jenga blocks together, called it "magic blocks" and sold it to the stoners for $50 and a bottle of Henny
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
I'd be a gr8 surrogate. I'm gonna love your fetus
sooo I am sorta kinda using your name as my stripper stage name.
Seeing your boyfriend, side piece, and great white buffalo, all in one night? Its a sign right?
Proceed with caution.
and then I drunkenly screamed, "you can ride that Uber all the way to revenge city!"
which was funny until I realized I paid for my enemy's cab to go fuck my ex
Let me rub your butt and eat French fries from your mouth and dip them in your ketchup filled belly button.
I would rather suck a dick or two than go there
His mom let me come to his house for a Booty call at 4am. She even cooked us breakfast in the morning and told me im a better moaner than his girlfriend of 4yrs.
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
I just wanna go home jackoff, eat chicken fingers, drink beer, play halo and go to bed. I'm sick of this shitty school, the shitty kids and having to fucking teach them.
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