I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
Ambien does the same to me. One time that I took it, I got this huge bowl of spaghetti out of the fridge and thought it was a castle and that the meatballs were little slaves. I ate all of them first and then the noodles were the soldiers and the sauce was the water in the moat. And when I finished, I fell up the stairs and threw it all up.
I should never bitch about not getting laid. He's begging me to come over and I'm saying no because I'm watching a Golden Girls marathon.
is it pathetic that I think he's cheating and it doesn't bother me because for the first time I'm the girlfriend and not the other girl?
I don't think I have ever puked up that much free breakfast in my life...thank god for Nickle Beers.
i had the all of mcdonalds chanting USA as he motorboated you
I do what I can to inject something into your life every day. Today, humor. Saturday. Penis.
Listen. I'm a changed woman. I have no problem using him for sex.
I think we should roll her a welcome back, sorry your godmom's on life support blunt.
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
and i'm going to kill you for what you did to my nipples last night. of course i want to hang out
Apparently I yelled "no stop it" in my sleep last night when he tried to cuddle with me.
Oops, guess its official. I just use him for sex.
Dude, that was like bongs ago.
I should probably just LinkedIn request everyone I've ever slept with so they stop popping up on my suggested connections list
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
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