bobby jindal makes me wanna cover my ears. you make me wanna smile.
How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
i was so high that i was eating crumbs of my bed only to realize they were fuzz thingies. fml.
You did a jig for the bouncer when you saw him. Just reminding you.
Im positive, your name was on my abdomen, Im pretty sure thats solid evidence
Can we play rock paper scissor shot again? I want to black out in 15 minutes or less...
I tried to interpretive dance to Candy Shop to stop the awkwardness.
I wonder what blackout Alex would think of her?
probably "functioning vagina, must touch"
She just mixed her Emergen-C with champagne... Vegas here we come!
Btw. Being a stripper for a week without anyone knowing to pay off my school loan is no longer in my agenda.
She swallowed the key to the cuffs, I've been having to explain the pink fuzz all morning.
2016 was supposed to be my year of being a ho, but I guess 2017 might be too.
I'm in the Sheetz parking lot waiting for dad to finish a drug deal.
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
I am no longer embarassed by my vagina
It concerns why you would be in the first place, but I'd rather not know
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