I never said you were fat, just too fat for ME
In The Air Tonight was playing in the dentist's office. Had to stop the cleaner to do the drums.
she sounds like chewbacca in bed
i dont even feel safe using a push mower...that hungover
She talked about nothing but beanie babies for 45 minutes. I'm never getting high with her again.
this whole plan B standoff thing with her is really starting to make me nervous
I knew it was gonna be a rough night when the guys next to us at Relay for Life started shot gunning beers and yelling "This ones for all the hot chicks that went bald because of cancer". It kinda went downhill from there....
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
We need to get stoned and watch Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 2. This has become a priority. Schedule accordingly.
There's a website where you can order a pile of horse shit to be dropped on a persons doorstep. So that's another option.
I'm convinced he's the patron saint of oral sex
I woke up with a cutting board and a bag of uncooked pasta next to me.
I'm not even the least bit surprised that I whored myself out for tiramisu
I'm super disappointed in my clit.
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