Someone's got a whale tail
A thong is hangin out?
No, a fatty following them
she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
She was narrarating everything she did.. like while making toast.
How are you feeling today?
i could've thrown up on command at any point today...
Just lit a joint with steel wool and a 9 volt battery... thank you 3rd grade science class
Petty good. I just stapled a 5 dollar bill onto the chest of a sword swallower.
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
i could've stared at her spine forever man..she was so deep, and she made a drink out of vodka and organic mangoo shit. i will find her and present that goddess with some fucking gummies
you're no longer allowed out of my sight at parties
I took your mattress from your bed. Don't ask questions. Love you. See ya later.
Well when I got home you were sitting at the table eating cold, leftover taco meat. I'd say you were pretty far gone by that time.
WHY WERE YOU COOKING NAKED?
WHY WERE YOU SLEEPING ON MY COUCH?
Beyoncé wouldn't let anything bad happen here
A hefty woman and I mean hefty shoved her number in my pocket at the gym without as much as a hello, winked and kept walking. Going to use your bed to defile her, don't want her to know where I live or have my neighbors see! Thanks, you're a pal!
Please don't bang more than two exes at a time, just so I won't get confused.
I give out orgasms like candy and ride a motorcycle...how is that not appealing
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