Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
in the event i get tipsy, my nipples are your responsibility
The guy in the next stall screamed courtesy flush and then puked. Bless you Vegas
whatever. i almost had sex in a car with someone passed out in the back seat. phone's not my biggest worry.
Just bought a waterproof mattress cover. Bring it on sophomore year.
I'll offer my penis as collateral. You can hold title to it till I pay you back.
I wouldn't be too worried. He's been known to chase a chubby before.
THAT IS NOT HOW YOU TALK TO YOUR SISTER
How do I carry myself in a way that says "I swallow"?
he's really high and upset. he just found out alice from the brady bunch died
In the event that Ian's ex wife asks you, tell her I'm sweet snd innocent. No reason.
Just got home from work. I'm going to change into sweats for a while before I have to wear normal pants to the party like I promised.
I want you inside me. Finish your papers.
Is it wrong that I have to schedule a family Sunday brunch around my mom's weekly banging of my stepdad. And why do I even know this??
Randomize